The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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