The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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