I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm getting married
To pizza
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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