i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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