I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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