Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she peed on how many people?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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