If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
