Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just found a bag of teeth...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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