i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
