If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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