I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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