dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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