Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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