(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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