I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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