just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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