it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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