People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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