K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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