the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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