I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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