The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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