it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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