my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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