Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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