I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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