Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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