That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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