nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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