As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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