I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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