thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
