dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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