Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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