wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Panties = found
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