Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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