I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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