Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
