So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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