yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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