i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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