You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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