My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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