but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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