At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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