OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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