so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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