I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize