I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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