it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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