To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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