I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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