i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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