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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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