fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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