I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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